Laugh out Loud (LOL) and get inspired with over 1000 quotes, sayings & phrases that can be used in a speech, card, note, scrapbook, email and more. This collection has over 1000 clever, funny, and sometimes sentimental phrases for just about any category, including: Birthday, Thinking of You, Thank You, Friendship, New Baby, Congratulations, Engagement, New Home, Get Well, Sympathy, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Crafting & Hobbies, Food, Holidays, Miscellaneous, Relationships, Religion & Spiritual, and Sports.Quote from Birthday section: "We may not all improve with age like fine bottles of wine, but I can promise you’ll age better than an English Muffin." Quote from Thinking of You section: "Listen. That is the sound of us not hanging out. Give me a call anytime." Quote from Friendship section: "Sometimes I think it’s good for our friendship to have this distance between us, but then I read my phone bill and I know we’re both better off with you here."And over one thousand more organized by category for your ease of use.